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Hot New Celebrity T Shirts Sighting

2009-05-18T10:18:00.001-05:00

Here is the latest Celebrity T Shirt sighting and news. When they're right, they're right. Looks like Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt (leaving LAX Friday night) weren't lying when they told us the reason for all the ruckus at their home a few days back was because they got a prank call saying Tinkerbell was roadkill on Mulholland Drive.

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian: LA Laker Lovers?

2009-05-18T10:15:00.001-05:00

Rumored lovers LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were spotted by TMZ at a bar inside the Staples Center during halftime on Sunday (May 17) in Los Angeles.

If you’re accused of cheating on your husband and there’s video evidence, wouldn’t you want to stay hundreds of feet away from your rumored lover???

Was the affair all a publicity stunt? Are they now just yanking our chain and rubbing it in all of our faces? Or were they just friends the whole time and there’s nothing to hide? Hmm!!!

Back inside the arena, LeAnn was seen chatting up Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins (pictured below). Everyone was there to watch the Los Angeles Lakers beat out the Houston Rockets, 89-70.

Is John Mayer really this popular?

2009-05-18T10:02:00.004-05:00

Good night out, John? Covered in kisses, John Mayer throws some shapes outside the My House club in West Hollywood. Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend performed an impromptu version of Man in the Mirror and danced with an unidentified reveller before heading to his car to be driven home.

Paris Hilton has Loud Parties

2009-05-18T09:59:00.002-05:00

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt just moved into a new Hollywood Hills home last week, and already one neighbor is willing to fork out almost $30 grand a month to get her the %$#@ out. TMZ reports:

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.

The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away.

And get this; we're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

I'm pretty sure that last sentence alone is legal grounds for firing a gun into Doug Reinhardt's nostril. Granted, it's been a while since my law school days (Ladies?), we're talking a clear case of self-defense here. That was your cue to start shooting, so whenever.

Natalie Portman sets the record straight

2009-05-18T09:55:00.002-05:00

Natalie Portman wants to make it abundantly clear she is not banging 48-year-old Sean Penn. The 27-year-old actress issued the following statement to Extra:

"Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."

Notice how Natalie only denied being "romantically involved." Last time I checked, you didn't have to be romantic to get naked. You could simply be drunk, bored or hanging out with an Oscar-winning actor who recently separated from his wife. Whatever floats your boat.

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Hit Rock Bottom

2007-10-09T10:20:00.001-05:00

Who would've thought that Britney Spears could take a hint from Lindsay Lohan, who now admits that she "hit rock bottom" after her second DUI bust back in July. OK! Weekly. "Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision," she tells OK! magazine just "hours" after getting out of rehab in Utah according to the mag, her third stint in the last year. She tells the mag that she's still worried about relapsing and would be "living in denial" if she weren't, but will continue to act – "I'm here to stay."

Lindsay Lohan left the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah this weekend and is spending some alone time with her dad. If that’s not creepy enough, she’s also plotting her diabolical return to the spotlight. E! Online’s The Awful Truth reports:

“She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her,” revealed a Lohan bud to Desk Awful. “She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she breaks into hysterics,” added the somewhat nonplussed amiga, who included the following little verbal baby I simply adore ‘cause it’s just so very real-life Mean Girls:

“And she doesn’t like Britney taking away all the attention, either.”

A storm is brewin’, my friends. Beware as the fire-crotched lass and the gelatinous blonde prepare to wage war over an epic battlefield of cocaine, paparazzi and Cheesy Beefy Melts. Can Lindsay’s rampant substance abuse and promiscuity stand a chance against Britney’s piss-poor parenting and imploding career? Who shall be the victor? Also, it’s been a while since I read Revelations, but shouldn’t four horsemen and a seven-headed dragon show up soon? Wait, what? Britney ate the dragon and Lindsay gave the horsemen VD? Damn. This is going to be awesome!

Pam Anderson's Wedding Was a Classy Affair

2007-10-09T09:45:00.001-05:00

Pamela Anderson's wedding to Rick Salomon was a truly classy and luxurious affair. Pammy wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum" and the cake was made out of cardboard. Would we expect anything less?

The NYDN reports that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese and tuna and lobster tacos. Pigs in a blanket?! Sounds like my kind of spread.

Hey at least Pam covered up! She wore a used up bikini to her last wedding. She's moving on up! Maybe she'll wear a mini-dress to her next wedding, because there's totally going to be one.

Cardboard cakes remind me of kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this beat down, saliva stained cardboard Birthday cake. Whenever it was one of the brat's Birthdays they would pull out that nasty thing, put a fake candle on it and make us sing. Ghetto ass shit. I can't tell you how many times some moron tried to take a bite out of it.

Oh and has Pam filed for divorce yet?

Paris Hilton is a Humanitarian

2007-10-09T09:29:00.000-05:00

Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she’d be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there - not drink 15 cans of sparkling wine and dance like a paraplegic who just got her limbs back. Good effort though. I can almost feel those refugees being helped. Almost.

Britney Spears Snaps on American Idol

2007-10-09T09:07:00.000-05:00

Maybe Britney Spears won't take American idol up on their offer. Idol judge and guru Simon Cowell recently said that he thought Britney may have destroyed her career with her disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards and speaking at the San Diego, California auditions for the next American Idol contest, Jackson added: "We are going to manage Britney, we're gonna take good care of her... Britney, if you're listening, we're here for you."

Or maybe not. According to a report from Star Magazine Britney is treating the offer like so many others that have tried to help the pop wreck get her life and career back on track. The weekly entertainment magazine has a report that claims that Britney Spears loves to make fun of other people – and when she heard the American Idol team wanted to help her out, she went on a rant, according to a source who overheard it all.

Star reports that she said, "What a joke! They help me? I invented what they do!" She thought their offer was such a put-down that she cowed never to work with any of them. The she ripped each one, saying Paula was a "has-been freak," Simon is a "creepy Eurotrash guy who's mean and dated" and Randy is a "lame, cookie-cutter producer."

She said they were all passé and thought their move was a stunt to get them press. She said she wished they'd "shut up and mind their own effin' business." I'm not really sure idol has sunk low enough to use Britney for publicity - yet.

Lindsay Lohan May Pose For Playboy

2007-10-09T09:01:00.000-05:00

What is next on Lindsay Lohan's list? She would be in a whole lot of trouble if California actually punished multiple DUI offenders with drug problems but as they don't she will have a photo op at a jail there soon where she will spend a few minutes putting on make up and trying to beat out Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's mug shot. But where will her next photo be taken and will she wear clothes?

She would be a great Playboy bunny one of ex lovers believes and he may have the ability to make it happen. But don't look for LiLo stuck in between the pages of America's favorite men's magazine - look to the big screen.

OK! Magazine has this report: When OK! caught up with director slash producer Brett Ratner at the Hollywood Life Style Awards this weekend, the former man-friend of Lindsay Lohan — the pair dated briefly in 2006 — told us that he would definitely cast the recently rehabilitated star in his upcoming film about Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

"She's very talented; she'd be great a as a Playboy bunny," the X-Men 3 director told OK!, adding, "if she stayed sober." I'm not absolutely certain but that might be a little dig at the freshly rehabbed starlet.

Britney Will Lose Custody of Dogs Too

2007-10-09T08:57:00.000-05:00

PETA wants Kevin Federline to take custody of Britney's dogs too. Say it with us, everyone, "Leave Britney alone!"

In a letter from PETA Prez Ingrid E. Newkirk, she writes to Fed-Ex: "For the sake of your children and the animals who are at risk while in Ms. Spears' custody, we hope that you will do the right and best thing for all involved and pursue a custody order for the animals so that your sons can continue to have the company of the animals they've grown to adore."

It is unclear whether Newkirk was referring only to canine species or other people surrounding Britney.

Lindsay Blames "The Black Kid" For Stripper Bomb too!

2007-07-30T17:09:00.000-05:00

The scintillating latest Lindsay Lohan bomb "I Know Who Killed Me" made a whopping $3.4 Million this weekend checking in at #9. The movie cost $35 Million to make. Can she blame this one on "the black kid?" After Lindsay's wild ride that landed her in jail last week, one of the riders in LiLo's car claims she told the cops says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

While Lohan was alleged by three men to have held them against their will as they went ripping down the Pacific Coast Highway in a life imitates art "bizarro world" Lohan plays a kidnapping victim who is tortured in her latest thriller.

Us Weekly has a nice warp on what the critics had to sit endure. The Associated Press writes: "It makes you wonder what Lohan was thinking when she said yes to this project...You want to know who killed her? She’s doing it to herself."

New York Daily News adds: "The truth is, no review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed. Although if Lohan is lucky, no one will bother."

The New York Post calls it"...sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn...Is [Lohan] now playing the sort of exploitation role that usually goes to desperate beginners because of her apparent lack of self-esteem, or because better offers are drying up due to her hard-partying reputation?"

With Lohan’s drug, alcohol, and legal problems reeking havoc on her career, at least Lindsay has been consistent at the box office; consistently bad! Zing!

If you need more laughs as the day goes on, head over to Rotten Tomatoes for more scathing reviews.

At this point The "Alexis" Sex Tape sound like a better bet.

Why is Britney Smiling?

2007-07-30T17:05:00.001-05:00

It's the end of an era! Britney and KFed's divorce will be finalized this morning Los Angeles. Lawyers for both have just entered a court room to have a judge sign off making their divorce official. Brit's lawyer will also make a motion to keep the details of the divorce including spousal support information a secret.

TMZ has learned that KFed is currently getting $15,000 a month for child support and $20,000 a month for spousal support which will end in November.

Child custody is said to be split 50/50. There were rumors that KFed was going to ask for full custody, but that doesn't seem likely now since he has signed off on this 50/50 agreement. TMZ has reason to believe that even though they agreed to a custody split, neither of them are happy with the arrangement and may go back into court to change it.

Tears! This isn't the end though. Britney's crazy train is just getting started and I'm sure we haven't heard the last from these two.

86 The Simple Life

2007-07-30T17:01:00.000-05:00

You won't have Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to kick around anymore. At least on the E! Network. Their reality series The Simple Life will not be picked up next season. A source at E! tells Us Weekly Magazine that overexposure is to blame for the show's cancellation.

"We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show," says the insider. "Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn't care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out."

This might be a shocker, Paris was the professional of the two. The source adds that Richie became increasingly difficult to work with last season. "Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything," says the source. "Nicole was the diva."

According to The Insider, the show could get a second chance at life if another network decides to pick up the series (the show's first season debuted on the Fox network before later being picked up by E!).

Paris Hilton Loses Her Inheritance

2007-07-30T16:55:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton's billionaire grandfather, Barron Hilton, has reportedly cut Paris out of his inheritance because he's so ashamed of her behavior. Paris' share would've been about $60 million, but Barron says her 23-day jail sentence was "the last straw." A Hilton biographer says:

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

I guess this is good news, but it's not like Paris Hilton is going to be broke after this. She's still Paris Hilton, not some random vagrant off the street. Although it is pretty sweet that her own grandfather cut her out of his will. The only way he can get any cooler in my mind is if he's also a robot and wears sunglasses.

Britney Spears Menage Trois

2007-07-30T16:48:00.001-05:00

Britney Spears has tried to shock with has basically flashed of every portion of her body for a buzz, but anymore the one time hard body starlet elicits more groans and gasps than oohs and aahs. Such is the case with the latest Britney thong photos that have splashed online from the Sun UK. It shows Britney's bare backside and is far from flattering.

The photo was snapped in February of this year, right before she grabbed some shears and shaved off all of her hair and just after her crotch shot meltdown. She is pictured with a guy and a gal and Britney is in the middle of the "threesome."

The paper reports that she was partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mother-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot's resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her thong in the process.

I guess I should've put up a disclaimer for these pictures. You know, something to prevent people from opening their eyes. Because, man, a warning like that really could've helped me out. I put up this post, and then with my last remaining seconds of sight I tried to scratch "Help me" into my office window.

Lindsay Lohan Says "The Black Kid was Driving!"

2007-07-29T19:22:00.000-05:00

TMZ has interviews with three men Lindsay Lohan allegedly took hostage during the wild car chase that led to her DUI arrest Tuesday morning. The three men were invited to a Malibu party by Lindsay because they were friends with her former assistant's boyfriend, but ended up involved in the car chase when Lindsay decided to borrow their car. After Lindsay's former assistant told her she quit, Lindsay started "raging" and jumped in their car which they were waiting to leave in. As she started driving, one of the passengers jumped out scared and she ran over his foot. They say Lindsay was driving 100 mph and when she caught up with the assistant she began doing circles on PCH around the assistant's car, at one point saying, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want." One of the passengers says he tried to grab the wheel, but Lindsay responded, "If you touch me I'll sue you." TMZ reports:

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

I want to believe these clowns - man, do I want to - but their story sounds ridiculous and I'm pretty sure they won't be receiving their Mensa memberships anytime soon. I'm surprised they didn't say Lindsay was chasing the car on foot and waving a machine gun over her head.

Nike Dumps Michael Vick

2007-07-29T19:17:00.000-05:00

Nike has stopped selling NFL footballer Michael Vick products following pressure from petitions and protests organised by PETA outside Niketown stores across the country. Michael Vick has been charged with horrific allegations of involvement with dogfighting rings.
Nike has released the following statement:

“Nike has suspended Michael Vick’s contract without pay, and will not sell any more Michael Vick product at Nike-owned retail at this time.”

Following in Nike’s footsteps (arf!) Reebok has also made the decision to stop sales of Michael Vick apparel, stating:

“While we respect the legal process we find the allegations against Mr. Vick too disturbing to ignore, therefore, we have decided to immediately suspend selling Vick NFL product, both at retail and online through the Reebok website.”

PETA’s director Daphna Nachminovitch in a statement said “Americans love football, but they love dogs more and want nothing to do with wearing a name that’s become synonymous with cruelty to animals, we commend Nike for this decision. This is a victory for all dogs beaten and killed in illegal dogfighting rings around the country.”

May we suggest PETA consider their next project to be rich starlets who buy puppies like us mere mortals buy Pinkberry?!

For more news on Michael Vick visit NFL Rumors

Bonus: Buy Your Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy Today!

Paris Hilton's Filming a New Movie

2007-07-29T19:14:00.000-05:00

Parasite Hilton is heading to Toronto to star in a musical film called Repo! The Genetic Opera. I wish someone will repo what's left of her f-ing career. The six-week shoot begins September 10th in Toronto.

The movie, based on a successful theatrical production by Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith, is about an organ failure epidemic in 2056 that forces people to purchase genetically perfect body parts from Geneco, a biotech company committed to collecting regular payments.

"The idea is that everybody is buying up organs, and they cannot afford to pay for these organs," director Darren Lynn Bousman recently told MTV. "Thus, legalized organ repo-men come into the picture. Murder becomes sanctioned by law. So, if you buy a heart and can't afford it, someone can burst through the door and take your heart out ... and they don't get in trouble for it."

Bousman, who made the last two Saw films and the upcoming Saw IV in Toronto, will direct Repo!, in which the dialogue is all sung.

Paris will sing and dance in the musical which also stars Paul Sorvino and Alexa Vega. Paris will play Paul's daughter.

This movie sounds like it was created in a marijuana smoke-filled dorm room by two frat douches on a 4-day bender. They were probably watching "One Night in Paris" and that it would be "awesome cool" to have Paris sing in it.

I'm sure Oscar voters will have a hard time nominating Paris for either this piece of trash or for "The Hottie and the Nottie."

Britney Spears Stripper Photos

2007-07-29T19:07:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears stripper photos are now online showing the one-time A-list pop star princess in a stripper type get up complete with fishnets and a stripper pole. The singer appeared "disoriented" and "erratic" after one of many toilet breaks, sources told the New York Daily News. The pictures show Britney on July 19th, after the OK! Magazine incident, and just before she broke down in a flood of tears and hysterical crying, at which point the film shoot was terminated.

The paper reports that things only got worse when she took to the stage and attempted to pole-dance like a pro. Apparently a "wobbly" Britney couldn't pull it off. You could see she was getting a bit wobbly, but no one expected her to throw a complete fit,"

"She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. "She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing.

"You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically." The source added, "All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles."

"She is a mess. Britney's out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing. She needs help fast."

Hmmm....Methinks Britney Spears is paying homage to Lindsay Lohan in her newest video. I'm pretty sure Britney came up with this concept all by herself. I'm also pretty sure that SPF isn't happy that his mommy borrowed his undies for this video shoot for "Give Me More." Actually Britney, GIVE ME LESS.

A source on the set said, "She just didn't want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat. She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour's massage — twice. " They say Britney completely lost it, crying and clutching her dog London.

"She didn't eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told."

This source claims that during her "pole dancing" scene Britney got really emotional and made the extras leave.

"Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home."

I can't believe bitches gave her money to do this! She's about as sexy as those ballerina elephants in Fantasia. Hmmm...so much for that "comeback."

Victoria Beckham Out and About in LA

2007-07-29T19:06:00.001-05:00

It sort of defeats the purpose of a bra when your nipples are made from solid diamond. No, wait, not diamond. The stuff they use to cut diamond. And it's probably not good for Queen Latifah's self esteem to be running into Victoria Beckham. It'd be like Lindsay Lohan running into Stephen Hawking. Or a NASA scientist. Or a cat pawing at a ball of yarn.

Alexis and Jozizo Sex Tape Emerges

2007-07-29T18:52:00.000-05:00

For all of you "Alexis" fans out there, it looks like her sex tape will be hitting the market soon. Head over to The Official Alexis Fan Site to see the preview (I shouldn’t have to warn you because it’s a sex tape but just in case, it’s NSFW). According to the press release Vivid Video purchased rights for the tape of her and SEO Guru "Jozizo" for $1 million.

Vivid video co-chairman Steven Hirsch, whose company is marketing the tape, said:

“We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video. I’ve seen the video and it’s really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing. Apparently, the video was shot by "Jozizo" (other wise known as Josh) about three weeks ago when he and Alexis began there relationship, in the front seat of his new Corvette. Viewers will definitely get their money’s worth.

A spokesman for Alexis, 20, told Jimmy Showbiz: “She will be taking legal action against anyone responsible for this. She was unaware of this and caught completely off-guard.”

We know what “One Night in Paris” did for Paris Hilton’s career, will this do the same for Alexis?

If you want to get familiar with Alexis, her rise to fame (infamy?) and the assets that make this sex tape a must buy click here, here, here, here, here, and here

Usher Cancels His Wedding

2007-07-29T18:50:00.001-05:00

After what has been a controversial courtship, Usher has cancelled his wedding to Tameka Foster at the very last minute and left the whole set-up at LA Reid's Hampton's home empty! The AP report (via Forbes) that the singer's publicist Patti Webster issued this statement:

"It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."

Tamika's pregnant with her fourth child (Usher's first) and is due in the fall.

Usher's mom Jonetta Patton may be behind this -- she fired Tameka as her son's stylist months ago because, she claims, Tameka wasn't dressing Usher in a way befitting of his stardom. That, and her belief that Tameka had designs on a mangement position for herself in Usher's camp, led mama Patton to get fierce with Tameka and to warn Usher to kick his girlfriend to the curb, or else ... So what'd the prodigal son do? Go knock up his g-friend and propose marriage!

Usher's wedding to Tameka Foster was cancelled out of the blue yesterday, but sources say it was doomed to begin with. Usher's mother and former manager hated Tameka with a passion. In fact Tameka apparently was the reason why Usher fired his own mother. Usher, 28, and Tameka, 37, also argued constantly about the wedding. She wanted BBQ and he wanted some fancy shit cooked by Jean Georges.

The guest list included Janet Jackson, Troll Dupri, Ashanti, Nelly, Beyonce and Jay-Z. Usher's Godfather Ben Vereen was removed from the list, because Tameka didn't like him. Usher's own mother wasn't invited to begin with.

There's also rumors that Usher may not even be the father of Tameka's unborn baby. She's due this Fall. Basically, this whole thing is a mess.

Tameka is the sorriest gold digger I ever did see. Any good digger knows you aren't supposed to start making changes until after you got that ring and after that baby is born. DUH.

Nicole Richie Prego in Court

2007-07-29T18:46:00.001-05:00

Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to serve four days in her choice of city or county jail. She was credited the fifth day for the six hours she served after being arrested. She was also fined $2,048 and ordered to complete a 21 day alcohol education course, and to serve three years probation.

The sentence sounds fair enough, but that 21 day alcohol education course is a complete waste. This is Nicole Richie we're talking about. She'd learn just as much if you put on a puppet show for an hour and a half.

A courtroom sketch from Nicole Richie's DUI hearing today is proving that a picture is worth a thousand words on the baby bump that is quite telling. Us Weekly magazine reports that while Nicole and Joel Madden are keeping mum about her pregnancy, the sketch artist's fine work is worth a thousand words on the subject.

It certainly looks like she is preggers. The "Simple Life" star was drawn standing in front of the judge and as you can see in the sketch Richie contritely holds her hands behind her back, thrusting her baby bump forward for the world to see.

Thanks Nic. Us Weekly has more here and notes that they reported in the July 16 issue that Richie and boyfriend Madden discovered that they were expecting when Richie took a home pregnancy test in early May. She is now estimated to be nearly four months pregnant with their first child. A friend of the couple tells Us that they "both wanted kids and decided this was a good time."

With her stylishly loose-fitting Moschino dress unable to hide the truth even in sketch-form, we think it's also a good time for Richie and Madden to come clean! She is scheduled to dish to Diane Sawyer in a three part interview and come clean.

That report claims that, "The truth will be revealed in three segments, which are scheduled to air at the end of next week." The network teases, "If you’re interested in what Nicole has to say, tune into “Good Morning America” on Thursday and Friday and “20/20”, also on Friday."

Nicole Richie Will Do Time

2007-07-27T10:50:00.000-05:00

Nicole Richie will do time for her DUI arrest back in December and is currently in court right now to either plead guilty or no contest. According to the law she'll receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. Keep in mind Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days and all she did was violate probation and drive on a suspended license. Nicole Richie was high and driving on the wrong side of a freeway. Which means if she gets the same judge she'll end up in a zoo or something.

Beyonce Knowles Eats it!

2007-07-26T11:36:00.000-05:00

Beyonce Knowles made a dramatic misstep when she fell face-first down a flight of stairs during a concert. Ever the stage professional, she got right up and continued her performance as if nothing had happened.

The 25-year-old singer - flipping her hair dramatically and wearing a long red trench coat and high heels - was performing her song "Ring the Alarm" during a concert Tuesday in Orlando, Fla., when she tripped and stumbled down several stairs.

And like a true professional she just pops back up and starts lip-syncing away like nothing happened. I'd blame the convulsing she does afterwards on some sort of head injury, but she was doing that even before she fell.

KFed and Alli Sims Join Forces against Brit

2007-07-25T07:07:00.001-05:00

Alli Sims is Britney Spears' cousin and used to be joined at her hip until recently. According to OK! Magazine Alli has left Britney and is joining forces with KFed to help him get custody of SPF and JJ. Apparently, Alli went to Lynne Spears and the two of them went to KFed and gave him information about Britney's crazy ass behavior.

A source said, "Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn't believe she had gotten so out of control."

Apparently, KFed's lawyers are adding these "instances" into the divorce settlement to try and help him gain full custody of their kids. The papers are currently being drafted and will be delivered to Britney's lawyers any second now.

Why did Alli go to KFed?! Why didn't she go to the damn publishers a write a hot tell-all?! Better yet she should've documented that shit and posted it all over YouTube. I want to see Britney in her element. It would be fascinating.
Just like watching a grizzly bear with her young.

How much do you want to bet that Alli is going to make babies with KFed? She's going to take Britney's man, her kids, her mother and her career! Alli isn't as dumb as I thought!

Lindsay Lohan Busted for Coke and DUI

2007-07-24T11:50:00.001-05:00

The troubled saga of Lindsay Lohan took another dangerous turn early Tuesday when police booked her for drunken driving and cocaine possession after a frightened woman dialed 911 to report being chased by Lohan's SUV.

Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunk driving case pending, Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between .12 and .13 percent when police found her about 1:30 a.m., Sgt. Shane Talbot said.

Authorities had received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, said Officer Alex Padilla. The assistant had just quit hours before, he said.

"The mother was afraid," Padilla said. "She wasn't quite sure what was going on so she called the police saying she wanted to make sure everything was going to be OK."

The woman apparently didn't realize it was Lohan who was behind her, Padilla said.

Police said the woman drove her black Cadillac Escalade into the parking lot of Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium, about a block away from the Santa Monica Police Department, followed by Lohan driving a Denali sport utility vehicle. Authorities arrived and saw Lohan and the woman in "heated debate," Padilla said. Lohan and the woman each had two passengers in their vehicles, Padilla said.

After a field sobriety test, the 21-year-old movie star was booked on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license and two felony charges of possession of cocaine and transport of a narcotic, Talbot said.

During a pre-booking search, police found cocaine in one of Lohan's pants pockets, Talbot said.

Several hours later, Lohan was released on $25,000 bail.

I may be wrong, but at this point I think Lindsay has a drinking problem. Its either a drinking problem or an IQ problem.

Can you imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a drunk Lindsay Lohan chasing you down in her car? And she's probably shaking her fist out the window and dozing in and out of sleep. That has to be one of the scariest sights imaginable. I'd rather see Godzilla in my rear view mirror. Or a missile.

Tara Reid has Perfect Boobs

2007-07-19T15:22:00.001-05:00

I think I've finally figured out why Tara Reid insists on showing off her stomach, and it's to distract people from looking at her boobs. Look at those things. They're not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in the same direction. It's like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at random. On her right you've got some fruits and vegetables, and on her left you've got, like, a bike or something. His desk lamp?

Nick Nolte is doing Great!

2007-07-19T15:14:00.000-05:00

TMZ has photos of Nick Nolte at Kauai Airport Monday night passed out on the terminal floor. According to fellow passengers, Nick was passing in and out of consciousness for more than two hours after their flight was delayed due to engine problems.

According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state -- chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn't entirely functional. "At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine.

This would be sad if it was anybody except Nick Nolte. It might actually be a step up for him. Compared to his normal routine of digging through dumpsters and offering sexual favors for booze money, this is like attending some fancy ball.

Lindsay Lohan Checked out of Rehab

2007-07-16T11:41:00.000-05:00

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of a Malibu rehab center after a stay of more than six weeks.

The "Mean Girls" star, who turned 21 on July 2, left Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility on Friday, according to a report on People magazine's Web site Sunday.

She will voluntarily wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet as part of an intensive outpatient program, said her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, in a statement.

On Saturday, Lohan was reportedly seen partying at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas with several friends.

"In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served," Zelnik said.

Lohan checked into the swank facility after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

Her outpatient program includes going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, taking daily tests and receiving therapy.

"She's doing great," Zelnik said. "Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her."

It was the star's second stint in rehab this year. She said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Lindsay Lohan nude photos to be Released

2007-07-16T11:33:00.001-05:00

Lindsay Lohan has posed for photos in the buff. Those pictures were always handled a bit differently though. The star of "Mean Girls" would cover herself strategically and though sexy, the starlet was covered. Now new photos are alleged to be floating around the World Wide Web. The convoluted story seems to end but one way.

Lindsay without clothes and photographed and those pictures splashed online. So how did this all begin? It appears that a website has the photos and is set to reveal them.

According to a report from the New York Post Celeb Slam says that Calum Best, Lindsay's one time boy toy that just had photos published of him in a hotel room with some call girls took the snaps of Lilo. Did she learn nothing from Paris Hilton? Now Celeb Slam claims they have the photos.

LiLo says that a hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took (of me). So now what - do they publish? Right now, the web site is down and its hard to tell what the real story is. Cue the rep™: Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

David Beckham Officially Arrives in The USA

2007-07-13T11:47:00.000-05:00

Soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria "Posh", arrived Thursday night to begin their new lives in the United States. The British power couple smiled and held hands as they walked out of a Los Angeles International Airport terminal shortly before 8:20 p.m. after arriving aboard a British Airways flight from London.

Dozens of reporters and photographers pushed and shoved behind barriers set up at the terminal before the duo, surrounded by security guards, left in a black sport utility vehicle without commenting.

Their three children accompanied them on the flight, but didn't exit the terminal with them. Victoria Beckham, also known as Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, wore a sleeveless black dress and sunglasses and gave a quick wave to the paparazzi. David Beckham was dressed in a black jacket and jeans.

Several people at the airport to pick up passengers became paparazzi themselves, snapping images with their cell phones.

"It was so awesome, he looks better in person than in the magazines," said devoted Beckham fan Priscilla Flores, 15. "I'm really excited to see him play his first game here. He'll make soccer more popular here."

The media swarm also attracted curious onlookers, though not everyone knew what the big deal was.

"Who's David Beckham?" asked Austin Baker, an 11-year-old California boy waiting for a connecting flight, before the world's biggest soccer star arrived.

The English midfielder, who helped Real Madrid win the Spanish title last month, will play for the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer. He's set to be introduced by the Galaxy on Friday, and make his playing debut in an exhibition match against Chelsea on July 21 in Carson, Calif.

Beckham, who has returned to the England lineup after initially being dropped following the 2006 World Cup, is scheduled to make around $32.5 million over five years with the Galaxy and millions more in endorsement deals.

Despite playing thousands of miles away, Beckham hopes to stay in the England lineup and help the team qualify for next year's European Championship.

The Beckhams will make their new digs in a reported $22 million, 13,000-square foot villa in Beverly Hills, where neighbors include their friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Paris Hilton Jail Treatment Probe

2007-07-13T11:40:00.001-05:00

The Sheriff's Department opened an investigation Thursday into allegations that Paris Hilton received special treatment during her 23 days in jail for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, authorities said.

The internal probe will examine whether the hotel heiress was given free access to a cordless phone instead of being forced to wait in line to use a pay phone at certain hours, sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Also under scrutiny are claims Hilton received a new jail uniform instead of the recycled ones given to many inmates and that her mail was delivered by a captain instead of inmate trusties, Whitmore said.

The allegations were brought to the attention of the department's union, the Association for Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs, by its members, the Los Angeles Times reported Thursday on its Web site.

Whitmore said the claims differ from the department's own information about Hilton's incarceration.

"We're going to investigate it and get to the bottom of it and find out exactly what happened," he said.

A message left with a Hilton spokesman late Thursday was not immediately returned.

The department was also accused of granting Hilton special treatment when Sheriff Lee Baca released the 26-year-old from jail after only three days for medical reasons. She was sent back to jail after one night.

Nicole Richie may get a Plea Deal

2007-07-11T11:58:00.000-05:00

Nicole Richie will have to decide Wednesday whether to accept a plea deal offered by prosecutors for a case in which she allegedly drove the wrong way on a freeway, according to a court spokesman.

The celebrity and reality show star was not required to attend the court hearing because she faces a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence. Her attorney was expected to appear on behalf of her client and either accept or reject the plea deal, said Allan Parachini, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Terms of the deal were not made available and the district attorney's office declined to comment. A phone call and an e-mail message left for Chapman Holley were not immediately returned.

On Tuesday, the attorney asked Superior Court Commissioner Steven K. Lubell to delay the trial because one of her witnesses would not be available until Aug. 5. The commissioner told her to submit motions on Wednesday, when Richie's trial was originally scheduled to start.

Richie, 25, was arrested early on Dec. 11 after witnesses reported seeing her sport utility vehicle headed the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank. She allegedly failed a field sobriety test and authorities said she told them she had smoked marijuana and taken a prescription painkiller. No drugs were found on her or in the vehicle.

She pleaded not guilty in February to misdemeanor driving under the influence.

In addition to the single count, the case contains an allegation that Richie had a prior misdemeanor driving under the influence conviction in June 2003.

The California Vehicle Code says that if convicted of of the charge twice within 10 years, a person can be sentenced to between 90 days and a year in jail and have driving privileges suspended.

Her legal problems come amid reports that she is pregnant. Her publicist has not answered repeated telephone and e-mail messages. Her case also comes on the heels of "The Simple Life" co-star Paris Hilton's June 26 release from jail. Hilton spent about 23 days in custody for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Richie, the daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie, made the late-night talk show rounds last month, saying she did not visit Hilton while she was in jail. Richie told CBS "Late Show" host David Letterman last month that she was worried about going to jail, but was "willing to face whatever consequences come my way."

Britney Spears on the Verge of Breakdown, Again

2007-07-11T11:48:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears fans are concerned that she may be on the verge of another breakdown. She has basically cut off a whole lot of her family and has placed herself on an island and it all may finally be taking its toll. According to Los Angeles based photo agency X17 online Britney got into a tiff with her cousin Alli and that may have left Britney in a bad way.

The report online claims that Brit was spotted by photographers last night at 8:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills (where we've seen her almost every day for the past week) crying!

X17 reports: Apparently she was sobbing during dinner - with her new bodyguard slash manny by her side - but still managed to puff through a few ciggies. She retreated upstairs to a room and was out of sight for the evening.

Her cousin slash assistant Alli has been conspicuously absent over the past week, since we first saw the new bodyguard slash manny come on board. A source is telling us Brit and Alli are taking a much-needed break after so much time together over the past few months -- that a little spat has temporarily separated the two.

Not surprising, since who wouldn't eventually have trouble with another person after spending so much time together -- hence divorce! We're hoping it's nothing serious and that the lovely Alli is back in Britney's life soon. And best of luck to you, Brit! Why the tears?

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Ink $220 Million Pre-Nup?

2007-07-11T11:45:00.000-05:00

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are preparing for divorce even before they are married according to a screaming headline from this week's National Enquirer. The magazine will report on Brad and Angelina's $220 million prenup. The subhead reports that a wedding is in the works and a new baby and "the secret document that proves they're planning marriage."

Both have categorically denied any wedding plans before. Brad once famously said, "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." I think he means America.

Jolie just denied any wedding plans at the Ocean's premiere. "We’ve both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be the most important thing." She has a point, they have three failed marriages between them.

But since they are collecting kids at a rate of one a year or so and have claimed they want up to fourteen even if they split up without marriage those kids are still going to be a mess with "mom and dad" spread out all over.

TMZ's Harvey Levin Dubs Al Sharpton a "Bully"

2007-07-11T11:42:00.000-05:00

Harvey Levin, the managing editor for TMZ.Com refused to back down as he appeared on the Fox show Hannity and Colmes on Tuesday night and told Al Sharpton that he would not be "Imused." That is of course in reference to Don Imus who got the ax from his long time radio program for dubbing the Rutgers basketball team as a bunch of nappy headed ho's.

Levin ripped Sharpton for playing the race card. he dubbed him a bully. TMZ used the word "Roboho" two weeks ago in a humorous fashion review to describe an outfit Beyonce wore in performance at the BET Awards. In a statement to TMZ, The Rev said the use of the word was racist and misogynistic.

Sharpton sent this letter to TMZ: "Calling any woman a "ho" is demeaning and abusive and it should not be tolerated on any level. It is intolerable to think that TMZ.com would find humor in calling Beyonce -- someone who symbolizes the strength, dignity and uplifting of Black women -- a "Roboho," and they should be denounced by the entire community for glorifying the continued oppression of women with this derogatory term. Racism in America is perpetuated by ignorance and hate and using one's airwaves or media entity to promote it is a blatant setback to civil rights and the advancement of equality.

National Action Network has been in the forefront of protesting the word "ho" and will hold a 20-city tour featuring 100 women in each market on August 7th to protest the use of the word "ho" as well as the "N" and "B" words. We encourage TMZ.com to retract their misogynistic labeling of Beyonce and apologize immediately."

Levin refused to apologize. He slammed Sharpton for dragging race into the issue and even as Al Sharpton (who was in studio) tried to hog the stage and filibuster he came across as looking weak and out of sorts. TMZ earlier had this statement:

As to accusations that our comment was racially motivated, TMZ has humorously called into question many celebs for wearing racy outfits -- regardless of their race. In the past, TMZ referred to Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, as "poshtitute," Hulk Hogan's daughter a "working girl" and called Lindsay Lohan's trashy ensemble a "HO-rror." A tight mini-dress is a tight mini-dress! Even Kid Rock got a humorous "ho" reference in a December 2006 story, and last we checked, he was neither Black nor a woman.

The point of the BET Awards story was to humorously highlight the fashion missteps of celebrity attendees at the show. We were making light of their outfits -- not who they are as people. With everything serious going on in our world, if you can't make fun of something as superficial as awards show clothing, then what can you make fun of? TMZ has done similar fashion stories for the Oscars, Grammys, Emmys, CMTs, etc. If nothing else, the wardrobe critique of the BET Awards proved that TMZ is an equal opportunity offender when it comes to the snarky fashion policing of Hollywood.

Beyonce Knowles' Will Kill You!

2007-07-10T11:47:00.000-05:00

Two front row fans were sent to the hospital Sunday when the pyrotechnics for Beyonce's St. Louis concert went terribly wrong and spilled into the front row. The injuries were reportedly minor, but Beyonce made a surprise visit to the emergency room after the concert ended to see the injured fans. You can check out the footage of the accident above. And you can check out footage of me bench pressing a truck, well, pretty much anywhere. It's a world record, you know.

Knowles' world tour opened in April in Tokyo and runs through early September. Other stops include New Orleans, Dallas, New York City, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Denver, Las Vegas and Los Angeles.

Can Megan Fox get any hotter?

2007-07-05T21:14:00.001-05:00

Honestly, can Megan Fox get any hotter? Actually, yes she can, and these pictures of Megan at the Transformers press conference in London are proof. I’m not going to start gushing over her like I usually do, so I’ll let these pictures of the incredibly hot, and drop dead gorgeous Megan Fox do the talking. Oops… couldn’t help myself.

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Britney Spears Updates Her Website

2007-07-05T20:49:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn't enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage.

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part.

You'd think her second time around she'd catch her spelling mistakes or at least make sense, but you'd be wrong. My God, would you be wrong. Is she actually proud of her letter? If I was her I'd be denying I even wrote it, not posting it again on my official website. How are her managers letting this shit slide through? If you walked into their office I'm 100% sure you'd see a monkey in a suit, jumping up and down on a desk and waving a banana around.

NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Independence Day

2007-07-05T20:46:00.000-05:00

Like all great Americans, Lindsay Lohan celebrated Independence Day by getting in a bikini and lounging around a Malibu beach house. I'm not even sure if she's in rehab anymore. She says she is, but she's constantly leaving to attend parties and go roller blading. She might as well claim to be attending space camp and Harvard Medical School as well, since she spends just as much time there.

Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Sex Pics Surface

2007-07-05T20:32:00.000-05:00

Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey are in the hot tub in Mexico having a pretty good time of it and now those photos have made their way into print and with that of course they are now widely available on the World Wide Web.

Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around in the buff in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also more detailed pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex pictures to OK! Magazine.

He gave this memorable quote: "Where's the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."

It did get them an OK! cover that promises to reveal all about their "secret life." But iVillage reveals that when you take a peak inside the mag, Nick and Van talk of quiet nights at home playing Trivial Pursuit and Taboo and how Vanessa thinks, because they both have the same birthday, that she and her man are kindred spirits.

The first all real deal photos are here.

Transformers are a Big Hit

2007-07-05T15:24:00.000-05:00

Hollywood's box office record books have been transformed. The sci-fi adventure "Transformers" had an unprecedented Tuesday haul of $27.4 million in its official debut.

"It's the biggest Tuesday ever," said Mike Vollman, spokesman for Paramount, which released "Transformers" along with fellow Viacom Inc. unit DreamWorks. "It's playing very broadly. It's the kind of summer movie that's drawing families and we're very excited for its progress going into the rest of the weekend."

Transformers is based on the Hasbro toys that debuted in the 1980s, "Transformers" chronicles a war between two factions of giant shape-shifting robots that bring their battle to Earth. The human cast costarring alongside the computer-generated robots includes Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, Josh Duhamel and John Turturro.

"They had great preview numbers and it's an incredible total for a Tuesday, which is just not known as a big box office day," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media By Numbers. "The timing on this movie was perfect, with the holiday in the middle of the week. This film has six days plus a preview to stretch its legs."

"Transformers" is positioned to join the ranks of this summer's blockbusters, "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," "Spider-Man 3" and "Shrek the Third," all of which have surpassed or are about to cross the $300 million mark domestically.

Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook Together?

2007-07-05T10:56:00.001-05:00

Now that the Jessica Simpson and John Mayer break up has seemingly took, at least for now, there is speculation that the 'Dukes of Hazzard' blonde bombshell may be back with her one-time co-star Dane Cook. There was a ton of speculation about the pair when they were filming the comedy "Employee of the Month."

All of that was of course denied as Dane was dating. Simpson was recently spotted in the audience with her hard body trainer Harley Pasternak at a recent concert by "prince" but this new report comes from after the show.

According to the San Francisco Daily Dish the pair were getting pretty cozy at a V.I.P. concert at Los Angeles' Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday. According to witnesses cited in the online item, Simpson and Cook sat next to each other on a sofa, often talking into each other's ear over the music. How sweet.

A source tells weekly entertainment publication Life & Style magazine in a report set for this week's edition, "They were laughing, joking and hanging out. They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other."

Paris Hilton is White

2007-07-04T20:53:00.000-05:00

We were far too taken by the all-white ensemble Paris Hilton wore yesterday to let it go by unmentioned! Good thing she lives in Southern California - anywhere else and she'd have to throw the whole getup out after Labor Day!

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Celebrate 4th of July at Disney

2007-07-04T20:49:00.000-05:00

Soon to be wed couple, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and the San Antonio Spurs' Tony Parker, spent their July 4th with some pals at Disneyland in Paris... until, of course, it began pouring rain. But it doesn't look like anything can shake this couple's high spirits. After all, the wedding is this Saturday, July 7th! We here at Jimmy Showbiz, along with Mickey and Minnie Mouse, wish them good luck!

Al Gore’s Son is Busted for Drugs

2007-07-04T20:37:00.000-05:00

Al Gore’s son was arrested early Wednesday on suspicion of possessing marijuana and prescription drugs after deputies pulled him over for speeding, authorities said.

Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over at about 2:15 a.m., Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino said.

The deputies said they smelled marijuana and searched the car, Amormino said. They found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, he said.

“He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs,” Amormino said.

Gore was released from the men’s central jail in Santa Ana Wednesday afternoon after posting $20,000 bail. Amormino said Gore had yet to hire an attorney.

Kalee Kreider, a spokeswoman for his parents, did not immediately return phone messages to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

The son of the former vice president and Democratic presidential nominee also was pulled over and arrested for pot possession in December 2003, in Bethesda, Md., while he was a student at Harvard University.

He completed substance abuse counseling as part of a pretrial diversion program to settle those charges.

The youngest of Al and Tipper Gore’s four children and their only son, Gore lives in Los Angeles and is an associate publisher of GOOD, a magazine about philanthropy aimed at young people.

Hot dog! Joey Chestnut Sets World Record and WINS!

2007-07-04T20:29:00.000-05:00

In a gut-busting showdown that combined drama, daring and indigestion, Joey Chestnut emerged Wednesday as the world’s hot dog eating champion, knocking off six-time winner Takeru Kobayashi in a record-setting yet repulsive triumph.

Chestnut, the great red, white and blue hope in the annual Fourth of July competition, broke his own world record by inhaling 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes — a staggering one every 10.9 seconds before a screaming crowd in Coney Island.

“If I needed to eat another one right now, I could,” the 23-year-old Californian said after receiving the mustard yellow belt emblematic of hot dog eating supremacy.

Kobayashi, the Japanese eating machine, recently had a wisdom tooth extracted and received chiropractic treatment due to a sore jaw. But the winner of every Nathan’s hot dog competition from 2001 to 2006 showed no ill effects as he stayed with Chestnut frank-for-frank until the very end of the 12-minute competition.

Once the contest ended, the runner-up suffered a reversal — competitive eating-speak for barfing — leading to a deduction from his final total. Kobayashi finished with 63 HDBs (hot dogs and buns eaten) in his best performance ever.

Competitors receive credit for anything in their mouths at the 12-minute mark, provided they can swallow it.

“Obviously, the last bit exited his mouth quite dramatically,” said Rich Shea of the International Federation of Competitive Eating. Kobayashi’s gastric distress was the only sour note in the tube-steak tussle, which aired nationally on ESPN.

Kobayashi’s previous best was 53½ in the competition that dates back to 1916. The all-time record before Wednesday’s remarkable contest was Chestnut’s 59½, set just last month in Tempe, Ariz.

The two gustatory gladiators quickly distanced themselves from the rest of the 17 competitors, processing more beef than a slaughterhouse within the first few minutes. The two had each downed 60 hot dogs with 60 seconds to go when Chestnut — the veins on his forehead extended — put away the final franks to end Kobayashi’s reign.

Paris Hilton has a 4th of July Message

2007-07-04T08:13:00.000-05:00

The heiress just posted the following message on her Official My Space Blog

“Happy 4th of July!
Current mood: excited

Hey everyone! I’m back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and relaxing. But its good to be home again. I just want to thank you all for your letters of love and support. I am doing my best to respond to each and every one with the letter I wrote–that message was for fans like you who have supported me through it all.

I wanted to let you all know that I’m going to be updating my myspace and writing in more cause I haven’t done it in awhile. The past month has inspired me to move forward with some exciting new projects, so I will keep you all posted.

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris”

Happy 4th of July from Jimmy Showbiz!

2007-07-03T21:55:00.001-05:00

Jordan Says Her Baby is Ugly

2007-07-03T21:49:00.000-05:00

Jordan gave birth to a baby girl last week and although she hasn't told us her name, she is speaking to OK! Magazine about her new bundle of joy.

Jordan said, "I think all newborn babies are ugly. They look like little old men. I think they need a few weeks to grow into themselves. I remember Junior looked like he had a big nose. People go, 'Aw how cute' and I think, 'No, how ugly!'. It's very rare you find a cute one so young but Junior's gorgeous now."

Don't let her little girl hear that or she'll grow up, get a beat weave, dye herself orange and put melons in her chest. Oh wait, that might be a good thing in the Andre household.

Jordan needs to speak for her own! I was a beautiful newborn baby. A supermodel newborn baby. All the pedos wanted this. Ok, I'll stop.

Hayden Panettiere Gets Ready for her Performance

2007-07-03T21:42:00.000-05:00

Hayden Panettiere hit the stage in Washington D.C. to warm up before her big performance tomorrow during the Capital’s Independence Day celebration.

Don’t know about her voice but it looks like she has her stage game down.

Britney Spears New Album to Drop by This Saturday

2007-07-03T21:30:00.001-05:00

MuchMusic.com picked Britney's 'Everytime' video as the second most controversial music video of all time. Congrats? ...and talk about some possibly big, BIG NEWS. There's a rumor online that The Divine Miss B might release her newest single - from the album we are all anticipating - as soon as 7/7/07 - which is THIS Saturday!! Are you floored? 'Cause we are! I kind of wanted her to disappear for a month before she does this. We'll see if the rumors are true. We'll give you more updates as soon as we get them. And in the meantime, let's cross our fingers!!

Nicole Richie, a Pregnant Inmate?

2007-07-03T15:52:00.000-05:00

Inseminated and emaciated starlet Nicole Richie's legal woes may get even worse. If the micro-sized Richie is sentenced to do time in the clink, there'll be no VIP treatment for the puny reality star.

The birdlike Richie is expecting the stork in just six months. Pregnant inmates are housed in the general population and given a high calorie diet -- oh the horror -- and prenatal vitamins. Eat up, hon! If Nic goes into labor while doing time, she'll be forced to pop the kid at a hospital contracted by her Los Angeles correctional facility -- no VIP suite at Cedars Sinai!

The usual hospital stay for jailbird mommies is three days, with the required Sheriff's deputy standing guard. Then it's back to the pen -- without the newbie! The precious celebuspawn of Nicole and Joel would be given to either the father, or the grandparents! All night long!

Upon release from the hospital -- it's back to Chez Jail!

Kim Kardashian Bringing up her Rear

2007-07-02T20:35:00.001-05:00

Kim Kardashian was spotted bringing up her rear as she arrived to the set of a photo shoot on Monday.

The Pussycat Doll in-training chatted with her mother, Kris Jenner, before shaking her plus-sized groove thang!

If she keeps this up, it won't be long before Kimmy hits rock bottom!

Britney Spears is Praying for her Mom

2007-07-02T20:21:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears spends the afternoon at Epitome beauty and SHU Sushi on Sunday at the Beverly Glen Center in Los Angeles, Calif. (Notice how she changed the shoulder straps of her dress mid-day!) When asked about her mom, Britney said, "I'm praying for her right now. [I hope] she gets all the help she needs. In time, who knows what will happen?" Mommy Lynne Spears, while shopping in Kentwood, La., told People "Everything is going to be fine. I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine."

Paris Hilton Dog-Food Can Fetches $305 on EBay

2007-07-02T20:11:00.000-05:00

An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction.

The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay. A used toothbrush sold for $305; two envelopes sent to her while she was in jail sold for $510; and a Coke can pulled from her trash went for $51.

The organic gourmet dog food was produced by Party Animal Inc., and can be found in about 150 stores in Southern California and about 40 in New York. It can also be bought through the company's Web site.

Happy 40th Pamela Anderson

2007-07-02T20:08:00.000-05:00

Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th Birthday in Las Vegas yesterday. A couple of weeks ago PETA threw their own 40th party for her. Tommy Lee and her magician boss were both by her side at last night's party at Planet Hollywood.

Happy 40th Pamela and Happy 10th to your boobs!

Lindsay Lohan is Moving Out

2007-07-02T20:03:00.000-05:00

Lindsay Lohan has been quietly moving all her stuff out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in LA because the place is reportedly too wild for her new reformed lifestyle. Gatecrasher reports:

"The Sierra Towers is party central," says an insider. "Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out."

I really doubt Lindsay Lohan is capable of making decisions this responsible. Sure, she might be moving out of Sierra Towers, but knowing her, she probably got distracted by some balloons and elephants and decided to move into a traveling circus.

Criss Angel is Married and Dating Cameron Diaz

2007-07-02T19:59:00.000-05:00

Turns out Mindfreak magician Criss Angel has been married for the past five years to a woman named Joanne Sarantakos, and the two kept their relationship a secret to increase Angel's sex appeal (?) amongst fans. However, now the two are getting divorced, and Cameron Diaz is denying she had anything to do with their separation. A rep for Diaz tells People:

"When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship."

Sarantakos doesn't care about any of these so called "facts" and is accusing Angel of mental cruelty and abandonment – as well as of having an affair with Diaz. Although all she really has to do is go to court and show the judge these pictures. She'll be awarded all of his money and the judge will have Angel set on fire for medical safety purposes.

Britney Spears Triple Play

2007-06-30T10:00:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears went for the trifecta this week, with a mom battle a fashion disaster and an assault on her rehab stint. Britney dropped a ton of cash because she wants to look as classy as the fabulous Katie Holmes. The former pop starlet reportedly told a clerk that she wants to look like Katie. She says:

"I like clothes. But I like to be comfortable, too. "Katie always looks so cute in her Armani and Manolo Blahnik stuff. I'm gonna go for that vibe and all the trimmings."

Good luck. Her unbelievable display when she dropped by a note to her mother that reportedly told Lynne to stay away from her kids may have been the worst look ever. She was picking and scratching live in online video. It was quite the display and nearly trumped her mommy issues.

She wants to be like Katie as an actress as well. Los Angeles based photo agency X17 is reporting that Britney's going to be changing agents - she's making the jump from William Morris to CAA! Could this be tied to her rumored desire to renew her film career?

The agency reports that Britney's life's been more or less on an even keel - we hear that she's been spending a lot of time with her children and keeping her relationship with sis Jamie-Lynn positive even as their family endures these trying times.

John Mayer Love Triangle

2007-06-30T09:55:00.000-05:00

Who will guitarist John Mayer choose, Jessica Simpson or Penelope Cruz? Jessica and John are no longer together but the two haven’t exactly called it quits and according to reports the pair are still in constant contact as speculations surrounds each singer's love life. An insider Spills some of the details to Life & Style Weekly magazine.

The insider source reportedly says that the one time red hot couple has been meeting for late-night hook-ups which Jess, 26 hopes will reunite them. "When Jess and John are together, they have a great time," says the insider. "She misses that feeling."

Cue the rep: John Mayer's rep says that's not happening and denies the story reports the magazine in this week's issue. But as it is Hollywood there is yet another hitch (isn't there always).

John, 29, is also reportedly romancing the red hot Penelope Cruz, 33. John has been sending Penelope “funny, sexy text messages,” says an insider. The report claims that Jess’ friends are warning her to forget about John, the insider says, but “ she’s convinced they can work out their problems.” And that’s not a good idea, says relationship expert Lynn Harris. “It’s like a boyfriend substitute, and she’s accepting less than she deserves.”

Paris Hilton Disguised in Hawaii

2007-06-29T15:07:00.001-05:00

Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn't quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She'll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you'd still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.

Paris Hilton on Larry King Live

2007-06-27T21:58:00.000-05:00

Paris's latest - greatest words are " I used to act dumb...but now that act isn't cute anymore".

If Paris Hilton had any brains at all, this was the time to prove it. Unfortunately she failed to do so.

Judge it for yourself. Here's an 8 min. clip of Paris Hilton on The Larry King Live show.

Beyonce Knowles Among Winners at BET Music Awards

2007-06-27T11:39:00.000-05:00

Beyonce Knowles captured awards at this years BET Music Awards, for best female R&B artist and video of the year for "Irreplaceable." She delivered a show-stopping performance of her own with her dance anthem, "Get Me Bodied," appearing on stage in gold robot gear, which she whittled down to sleek gold lame pants and a matching bra top. Her fellow Destiny Child member Kelly Rowland appeared moments later to perform her solo hit "Like This" with Eve, and later the Destiny's Child reunion was complete when Beyonce and Michelle Williams appeared onstage.

Other winners included T.I., who was named best hip-hop artist. He not only offered thanks, but apologies after getting involved in a scuffle with members of Ludacris' camp earlier in the week.

Paris Hilton on Larry King Live

2007-06-27T11:33:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton is expected to make her first televised comments on life after jail Wednesday during an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live."

The 26-year-old hotel heiress and notorious party girl walked out of the Century Regional Detention Facility early Tuesday and was immediately driven to her grandparents' home in fashionable Holmby Hills. She remained inside throughout the day.

Hilton has given hints about what she might say about her future during brief interviews while in county lockup.

"I want to help build a transitional home so that when inmates leave here they don't have to go back to the street," she told E! News' Ryan Seacrest from jail last week.

She also said she'd like to change her image.

"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute," Hilton told ABC News' Barbara Walters.

She revealed more details in a post-jail interview with People magazine, on newsstands Friday. Excerpts were posted Wednesday on People's Web site.

Hilton said doctors observing her thought she was having "severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia."

She added that during her first few days behind bars, "I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics."

Her medical condition prompted Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca to transfer Hilton to home confinement just days into her sentence, igniting furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.

Hilton has said she was "shocked" by the attention given to her case.

To help reshape her image, Hilton has enlisted crisis management expert Michael Sitrick, whose Los Angeles firm has represented talk-show host Rush Limbaugh, singer R. Kelly and drummer Tommy Lee.

She tells those who doubt her sincerity: "They're wrong and they don't know me. I'm a good person. I'm a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I'm sincere, and they'll see," according to People.

For now, however, the image splashed on the Internet, television and in newspapers has been of her red-carpet style exit from jail, strutting past the assembled masses in tight jeans and white stiletto heels and slapping hands with sheriff's deputies holding photographers at bay.

At her grandparents' mansion, more than a dozen cars pulled up and were quickly buzzed inside, while photographers and journalists waited for any sign of Hilton.

Hilton's path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz. Hilton, who said she was hungry and on the way to get a hamburger, pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to three years' probation.

In the months that followed she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving with a suspended license. The second stop landed her in court and then in jail.

Chris Benoit Killed Wife, Watched WWE, Killed Son, Hanged Self Monday

2007-06-26T15:23:00.000-05:00

Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself by the pulley of a weightlifting machine, authorities said Tuesday.

Investigators also found prescription anabolic steroids in the house, Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department. He would not comment on Benoit's state of mind or possible motive.

Autopsies showed all three died of asphyxiation, Pope said.

Benoit's wife, Nancy, was killed Friday in an upstairs family room, her feet and wrists were bound and there was blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle, Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard said.

The son, Daniel, was likely killed late Saturday or early Sunday, the body found in his bed, Ballard said.

Benoit apparently killed himself several hours and as long as a day later, Ballard said. His body was found in a downstairs weight room, his body found hanging from the pulley of a piece of exercise equipment.

The prosecutor said he found it "bizarre" that the WWE wrestling star spread out the killings over a long weekend and appeared to remain in the house for up to a day with the bodies.

"I'm baffled about why anybody would kill a 7-year-old," Ballard said. "I don't think we'll ever be able wrap our head around that."

Earlier, a law enforcement official speaking on a condition of anonymity said Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son.

....Ah so did you hear Paris Hilton got out of jail?

Nicole Richie is Pregnant

2007-06-26T11:45:00.001-05:00

Rumors have swirled recently that super-skinny Nicole Richie is pregnant — and new photos show a definite bump. Now an insider reveals to Jimmy Showbiz that Nicole, 25, recently underwent tests, including blood and urine screenings, that confirmed she is pregnant!

Is Nicole really pregnant?

Lindsay Lohan Plans to Extend Rehab

2007-06-26T11:36:00.000-05:00

Lindsay Lohan, who checked into rehab after a wild Memorial Day weekend, plans to extend her stay, says her mother, Dina Lohan.

"She's going to be doing extended care," Dina Lohan said in Tuesday's editions of the Daily News. "It was her choice."

The "Mean Girls" actress, who turns 21 on July 2, checked into rehab in Malibu, Calif., after she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

It was her second rehab stint this year. Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Dina Lohan, who appeared Monday for a hearing at Nassau Family Court in Mineola, told the Daily News that she speaks with her daughter every day.

"She's doing great," Lohan said.

Judge Stacy Bennett ordered Lohan and her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, to attend family therapy. Bennett said the family therapy aims to gradually reunite Michael Lohan with his two youngest children.

It was unclear whether both parents, who have been waging a legal battle over visitation rights, would attend therapy together.

Bennett also ordered that Michael Lohan be allowed more phone contact with the children, ages 13 and 11.

Michael Lohan, who recently left prison after serving time for drunken driving and attempted assault, told Newsday in Tuesday's editions that he was encouraged by the judge's orders.

"They were my entire life," he said of his children. "I miss them tremendously."

Dina Lohan said before the hearing that she wanted to move on with her life and that the legal fight had taken a toll on herself and her children.

Christina Aguilera is Expecting a Baby

2007-06-26T10:37:00.000-05:00

RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. In other baby news, we hear movie actress Jill Hennessy and her actor/bartender husband are expecting their second child. Reps for both wouldn't comment.

Paris Hilton is Out of Jail

2007-06-26T06:03:00.001-05:00

A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail early Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.

The 26-year-old celebutante was greeted by an enormous gathering of cameras and reporters upon leaving the all-women's facility in Lynwood about 15 minutes past midnight. She had checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility late June 3, largely avoiding the spotlight, after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.

Hilton smiled and waved as she filed past deputies and the media, her blond hair pulled back in a braided ponytail. Her parents, Kathy and Rick, waited in a black SUV. Hilton hurried to the vehicle, where she hugged her mom through the window.

Hilton, who was wearing a sage jacket with white trim over a white shirt and skinny jeans, did not respond to reporters' questions.

"She fulfilled her debt. She was obviously in good spirits. She thanked people as she left," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Photographers sprinted after Hilton's vehicle as she left. When the SUV hit a red light during the ride, photographers jumped out of their cars and swarmed it.

Hilton appeared to have gone to a family home in a ritzy Los Angeles canyon north of Sunset Blvd.

Tom Sizemore Sentenced to Prison

2007-06-25T15:42:00.000-05:00

Tom Sizemore was sentenced Monday to 16 months in prison for violating his probation in a drug case.

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis ordered the sentence after authorities said they found methamphetamine in the actor's car on May 8 in Bakersfield.

Sizemore, 45, was on probation for a previous drug conviction.

He was arrested in Bakersfield for investigation of seven drug-related charges, including methamphetamine possession.

He has been in jail without bail since June 5, when he surrendered on a warrant alleging he had violated his probation.

Sizemore's screen credits include "Saving Private Ryan" and "Black Hawk Down."

Paris Hilton will be Released Tuesday

2007-06-25T11:36:00.001-05:00

Paris Hilton will get out of a jail cell on Tuesday and be free at last. She will have spent almost three and a half weeks behind bars and away from the nightclubs of Hollywood. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department deputy Dana Camarillo said Hilton would now be freed next Tuesday after previously indicating Hilton would be released on Monday. That means she could be released at any time.

"As a result of numerous inquiries, it has come to our attention that clarification is necessary regarding the actual release date of Paris Hilton,” Camarillo said. “In the case of Hilton, records specialists from the Inmate Reception Center have calculated her actual release date to be Tuesday, June 26, 2007,” Camarillo added.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3. Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home.

Her sentencing judge freaked out grabbed some more PR time and ordered the sobbing hotel heiress back to jail. We were all safe to walk the streets of LA. But on Tuesday, the judge will no longer be able to keep Los Angeles Paris Hilton free.

Britney Spears Files Restraining Order

2007-06-25T11:35:00.002-05:00

Britney Spears and mom Lynne were reportedly had kissed and made up and the former pop princess was set to have her mother again helping with her kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, and perhaps her mother could help her restructure her failing career. But that is going to be really tough to do if Britney has a restraining order against mom.

That may not be the real story according to one report. So what's Brit's beef? Los Angeles based photo agency X17 Online has reported that they have spoken with a source that confirms that Britney is set to file papers for a restraining order against her mother Lynne.

The order, according to the report, is in an attempt to keep her mom away from her two sons. The photo agency's source dishes that the paperwork is completed and that Britney is claiming her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and that she should be kept away from Sean and Jayden. The papers are supposed to be filed today or tomorrow.

Add to that X17 claims that the supposed "reconciliation" between mom and daughter a couple weeks back, word is, Britney wasn't expecting that visit from her mom and sister and that she was not happy with the surprise.

Rosie O'Donnell will not host "The Price is Right."

2007-06-25T11:35:00.001-05:00

Rosie O'Donnell will not host "The Price is Right." In a video message on her blog Sunday O'Donnell said it looked like a deal with the game show "ain't gonna happen." In the video blog, O'Donnell responded to questions fans and foes wrote to her on her blog. One writer asked, why is it such a problem that the "Price Is Right" shoots in L.A.?

"Well, here's the thing, I don't really need a job," O'Donnell said. "I'm in a weird position. I don't need the money." She just said last week, that she had a "nice lunch" with producers. Early last week, O'Donnell told fans on her Web site of taking the Price Is Right job: "If they asked me I sure would."

Did they ask? Who know, but it is for the best. Can you imagine the outrage when Rosie went into one of her screeds on a game show set? That grew old pretty fast even on ABC's morning chat show "The View." Rosie even realized it, "I don't know if it's gonna work out. ... I just think it's a part of American nostalgia, and it's what America needs right now. It would be good for me, but I don't know if it's right for them."

The reason she gives for not taking the gig was that she didn't want to move to Los Angeles. "(I don't want my)family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgent job, it just doesn't seem fair, they all are in school, they have friends, we love their school, our community our house, our life, our home."

O'Donnell said that if the California-based show moved east, things would be different. "You know, if they were able to do it in New York, it would be a different story but it looks like it ain't gonna happen," she said.

Candy says Britney Spears is Trashy

2007-06-19T12:10:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears and Candy don't mix. The wild child pop tart and prime paparazzi target is the latest to receive a stark "You made me do it" reminder from one Candy Spelling that she needs to keep her clothes on. It doesn't appear that the message has taken hold as Britney was spotted after the letter was posted falling out of her dress. Still Ms. Spelling gives it a try.

The letter, posted on TMZ.com, follows similar missives Spelling has fired to Paris Hilton and Joe Francis, in a bid to help them save their careers.

Her message to Spears reads, "Dear Britney. Why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time?

"We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own 'Victim of Pap Smear' and 'Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash' to be your legacy? You can do much better."

Rosie O'Donnell will Ruin the Price is Right

2007-06-19T12:07:00.000-05:00

Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed on her blog that she is in the running to follow Bob Barker as the next host of "The Price Is Right". She has been open about her desire for the job and confirmed she will meet with the show this week. On her blog rosie.com, the former co-host of "The View" answers questions posed by fans who write in.

On Saturday she had this exchange. Victoria writes: Backstage, when asked who could fill his shoes as host of Price Is Right, Barker floated Rosie O'Donnell as a possible successor. "I believe they're going to have a meeting with Rosie" She asks (Are you going to?"

O'Donnell claims, "Yes, this week." At Friday night's Daytime Emmy Awards, outgoing host Barker told reporters, ""There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show... She told me she loved `The Price Is Right' and wanted to host it one day."

O'Donnell would ruin the 'Price is Right' and absolutely fry the show within a year. Can you imagine going from 'Spay and Neuter your pets' to 'America knew about 9/11' and Britain is conspiring to start a war with Iran.'

She is so far gone off the left wing edge the only television she can now do is political and even then she will play to her fringe group of tin foil hat wearing followers. CBS is a mess, though. They may just allow her to take the show down.

Paris Hilton has it Maid

2007-06-19T12:03:00.001-05:00

Paris Hilton is a maid woman inside the Lynwood correction facility according to one inmate. Her parents were just at the jail and told reporters that the 26-year-old socialite is passing the time at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood reading letters from fans, relatives and friends and reflecting on her life. "She's never been alone so this is, as she calls it, a real time out," her mother said of Sunday's visit, where Hilton talked to her parents behind a glass partition.

But she's not cleaning up after herself according to an inmate named Daisy. The woman has been released and revealed that Hilton has a special assistant to help her clean up her cell., "She has a private maid, there's a person who comes in to clean her clothes and clean up after her."

Asked whether Paris looked sad or scared, the young woman said: "She doesn't care, I don't know if she's scared inside, but she doesn't look like she cares. "Nobody can talk to her or get close to her. They put a brand new suit in the trash; they threw out a brand new suit because she had already worn it."

The Sun reports that it has been reported that prisoners at the jail are enjoying a much better time than usual thanks to the arrival of their new celebrity inmate, and this was confirmed by the ex-convict who had just been released.

Paris Hilton Needs a New Agent

2007-06-13T12:08:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton will have to find a new agent when she gets out of jail.

The Endeavor talent agency has dropped the reality show star, said Michael Donkis, a spokesman for the company.

"She is no longer a client," he said, declining further comment.

Hilton has been represented by the Beverly Hills-based agency since 2005.

The 26-year-old star of "The Simple Life" launched a pop-music career in August. She also has a namesake perfume and handbag collection.

Hilton is behind bars at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, where she is serving time for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton was briefly released to electronically monitored home confinement last Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday.

Meanwhile,

Paris Hilton's parents visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones - an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.

The visit Tuesday came less than a week after Hilton was reassigned to house arrest days after being jailed for violating parole. The 26-year-old socialite and reality TV star was later ordered back to jail.

Alvina Floyd, one visitor to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, waited more than four hours to visit her fiance. It normally takes two hours, and Floyd, 20, blamed the Hiltons for the delay.

"I have to be at work later," she said. "I can't wait here all day."

Shatani Alverson, 23, said she was hustled out of the jail's visiting room moments after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was told to come back after lunch.

Steve Whitmore, a sheriff's spokesman, said it was routine for high-profile inmates to receive visitors during lunch, a time when the visiting room is normally cleared out and closed.

The visit came shortly after the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors ordered Sheriff Lee Baca to respond by next week to allegations of favoritism for reassigning Hilton to house arrest. At the time, Baca cited an undisclosed medical condition as the reason for making the decision.

Hilton was sent to a medical ward, where sheriff's officials said it costs $1,109.78 a day to house a female inmate compared with $99.64 a day in the general population.

Mary Tiedeman, who regularly visits the jails as a monitor for the ACLU, said the area where Hilton was being housed was usually reserved for high-security inmates or those worse off than Hilton has appeared.

"I don't know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail," she said.

Hey, you got a problem with how "The Sopranos" wound up?

2007-06-11T15:43:00.000-05:00

In the end, there was no end. After weeks of desperate speculation about how one of television's greatest dramas was going to conclude its six-season run, it turns out "The Sopranos" was neither going out with a bang or a whimper. It's just going out like thin air.

Would he get whacked? Would one of his children be gunned down? Would he go into the federal witness protection program? Or would he simply go to jail?

What he gave viewers was an almost existential, yet anxiety-drenched, last scene that surely had "Sopranos" fans collectively blurting out at the end, "What the Fuck!"

In the last several episodes, a war had been brewing between Tony's New Jersey crew and the New York mob run by Phil Leotardo (Frank Vincent). Leotardoís gangsters already gunned down longtime Soprano captain Bobby (who also was Tony's brother-in-law) and put Tony's consigliere, Silvio, in a coma from another shooting. In return, Tony's men finally tracked down Leotardo and shot and killed him for revenge.

Now, as viewers would fear, comes Tony's retribution. In the last scene, he arrives at a diner where he's supposed to meet his family. Then Carmela arrives. Then son A.J. .

The camera cuts to several suspicious men walking into the diner. Are they Leotardo hit men? FBI agents waiting to arrest Tony? The strains of Steve Perry's voice are heard on the jukebox singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'." Focus on Tony's face. "Don't stop!" echoes on the soundtrack. Then....cut to black.

.....The end credits roll.

The ending was so abrupt and anti-climactic, I thought the cable went out.

But remember, gangsters always say when they are about to get whacked, they'll never know it's coming.

To creator David Chase's credit, this certainly was an ending I never saw coming.

Joe Francis Writes to TMZ from Jail

2007-06-11T15:25:00.000-05:00

Dear TMZ,

I returned to my cell the other day after a leisurely walk through the Washoe County Detention Center yard and received a message from Deputy Keast, the Public Information Officer, that you had called. To be honest, I was hoping that my penpal, Candy Spelling, had written me again, but to my dismay I was told that you just wanted to know how I felt about Paris being released from jail early. I was then handed a TMZ.com article titled “American I-Cons”. I just thought since I seem to have some extra time on my hands these days that I would like to take a moment to set the record straight.

The “American I-Cons” title is a very clever play on words, but unlike in Paris’s current situation, the title does not apply to me. I am not in jail because I have been CONvicted of a crime, but am merely awaiting a chance to vindicate myself. Paris’s early release from jail did not surprise me, nor unfortunately, did her return to jail a day later. My heart goes out to Paris, not only because I consider her a friend, but because I have experienced first hand that incarceration is not set up for high-profile people. In my experience to date, when jail personnel are told to give no special treatment to an individual because of who they are, it normally results in them getting far worse treatment. I must however tell you that this has not been my experience at the Washoe County Detention Center, where my treatment has been fair and where the staff is very considerate. However, the stark reality that I’ve encountered in the five previous facilities I’ve been in is that celebrities are segregated from other inmates, and it can be quite a lonely existence with no human contact. It seems as though Paris is seeing this first hand now that she’s been sent back to jail to serve her original 45 day sentence. If her name was Jane Doe and everything else in the case remained unchanged, she would never have served a day in jail. As Los Angeles County Sheriff Baca said on Friday: “The special treatment appears to be her celebrity status. She got more time in jail.” I empathize with Paris, because I believe I too would not still be in jail were it not for my “high profile status.”

Your story also outlined 3 other things: living conditions, food, and free time.

When you discussed my living quarters, you brought up the fact that I was in my own cell until I passed my tuberculosis test. Well, I studied hard and took a Princeton Review crash course and passed it with flying colors. I also passed my HIV test and my hepatitis test as well, so feel free to post the rest of my confidential medical history on TMZ.com, as you and others have done on in the past. I wouldn’t want your readers to be getting any incomplete information.

My living arrangements are more than adequate. My cell is actually nicer than my USC dorm room. Yes, it doesn’t have cable, but it doesn’t have the cockroaches either.

When you discussed food, you mentioned that I was eating “catfood sandwiches, a mix of ground turkey mixed with mayo, and franks n’ beans.” Well, those two delectable dishes, among others, are offered free of charge to all inmates, but the WCDC also offers inmates the option to order from a local restaurant - “The Burger Barn.” My diet actually consists of mostly chicken-Caesar salads with crisp romaine lettuce and half-dressing (my trainer would be proud) usually with a Diet Coke. If I really want to splurge, I may order a Powerbar or two for dessert.

This “free time” thing took me by surprise. I would love to know who gave you the information that I’m out of my cell 8 hours a day. It’s probably more like half that. It is during this time that I have the fortunate privilege of meeting new “friends” such as car thieves, drug dealers and murderers. It should make for an interesting night at HYDE when the “gang” and I get back together for a reunion.

Feel free to post a mugshot or two (this one is by far the best). Blue is my color over bright orange for sure, but please remember one thing: In this country anyone who stands accused of a crime is innocent until proven guilty, even if they are a celebrity. I urge that there be no rush to judgment, because you may be wrong. I am still an innocent man standing accused, stuck in jail not because I’ve been CONvicted of a crime, but rather due to a legal quagmire. I have faced far worse things in the past and I am confident that I will prevail again.

Your friend,
Joe Francis”

Isn’t he witty? Isn’t he delightful? Isn’t he bright, using great big words like “quagmire” and “empathize”? And ladies: did you catch that he’s HIV negative? Sure, he might be a disgusting accused rapist, but we all have our little quirks. Get in line now, a gentleman of this caliber wont last long!

Paris Hilton has been pretending to be dumb

2007-06-11T15:21:00.000-05:00

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.

After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center.

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

And this, my friends, is the woman who's tired of pretending to be dumb. I can't even imagine what's going on in that brain of hers. If you x-rayed her head you'd see a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn. She's like a child. By the time she's released she's going to be caught trying to dig her way out with a spoon.

It's going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she's not an idiot. In every interview she'll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she's asked to expand on it she'll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she'll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like 'molecule.' They won't even be sentences. They'll ask her a question and she'll just say "Molecule" and then nod her head in satisfaction.

Paris Hilton is Going Back To Jail!

2007-06-08T14:14:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now."

Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom screaming and crying on Friday after a judge sent her back to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.

Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

Earlier Friday, a weeping Hilton was brought back to court in a police car, apparently handcuffed. She was taken from her home, where she returned yesterday after the sheriff’s department decided she could serve out her sentence in home confinement, with an ankle monitor.

Paris Hilton Handcuffed & Taken to Court

2007-06-08T13:16:00.001-05:00

Paris Hilton has arrived to Los Angeles County Superior Court, just under 30 minutes after officers handcuffed her and tossed her into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. Hilton avoided the media frenzy at the court when Sheriffs used a private, covered entrance to escort her into the courtroom.

Kathy and Rick Hilton have just entered the building as well.

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Judges Tells Paris " Get Yo Ass 2 Court"

2007-06-08T10:53:00.000-05:00

Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place at 9:00 AM PDT.

A Los Angeles County Sheriff's vehicle is already on the way to pick up the heiress from her West Hollywood home. Hopefully she forgot to shave!

Paris Hilton's lawyer, Richard Hutton, along with the prosecutor Dan Jeffries, have both arrived to court for the hearing.

Jeffries says that he was never told that Paris would be appearing in court by phone, despite the information released by a court official. He also tells us that he was never consulted about the Sheriff's decision to reassign Hilton to house arrest until after Paris had been released.

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Paris Hilton In Court Via Telephone

2007-06-08T10:08:00.000-05:00

No fewer than five news choppers are circling the skies, an armada of news vans lines the streets, while platoons of camera-wielding photogs stand at the gates of the where Paris is currently holed up -- waiting for the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. to escort the ankle-braceleted heiress back to court -- where she might be told that her get outta jail free card has been revoked.

A spokesman from the Los Angeles County Superior Court has announced that Paris Hilton will appear at her hearing today via telephone, instead of having to face the judge in person. There is a war brewing in court between Paris' lawyer, the City Attorney and the Sheriff's Dept. -- over the decision to allow Paris Hilton to appear by phone this morning

We've also learned that LAPD is turning people away from her Hilton's West Hollywood home who don't have the proper press credentials.

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Paris Hilton is Going Back to Court

2007-06-08T10:06:00.001-05:00

Paris Hilton is headed for a courtroom showdown Friday that could put her back behind bars, as prosecutors sought to hold sheriff's officials in contempt for releasing her early from jail.

Hilton was ordered to report to court at 9 a.m. and will be brought in a sheriff's vehicle from her Hollywood Hills home, said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.

The frenzy began early Thursday when sheriff's officials released Hilton because of an undisclosed medical condition and sent her home under house arrest. She had been in jail for three days.

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Paris Hilton is out of Jail - UPDATES

2007-06-07T09:17:00.000-05:00

TMZ reports that the skank has sprung! There were rumors last night that Paris Hilton was getting out of jail after only serving 3 days. She apparently checked out of Lynwood very early this morning.

Her 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 and now down to 3.

A press conference will go down in one hour where we will hear some bullshit story on how she was released on good behavior and didn't get special treatment....blah...blah...blah..

The 26-year-old hotel heiress checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday to serve 23 days for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton surrendered after a surprise appearance earlier that day at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown. Now in jail-issued clothes, Hilton was being housed in a special unit where she was spending 23 hours a day in a solitary cell, Hutton said.

"If she was an ordinary citizen she would have been placed in the general population. ... She'd be living in a dorm with 30, 40, 50 other women and the time would pass pretty quick," Hutton said. "She is really being punished because of her celebrity."

A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, which runs the jail, said Hilton was easy to work with.

"Her demeanor was helpful. She was focused; she was cooperative," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton, accompanied by her mother, surrendered at the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles. She was then escorted to the women's facility in Lynwood, where she was booked, fingerprinted, photographed, medically screened and issued an orange top and pants, Whitmore said.

Hilton's booking photo showed the heiress wearing what appeared to be a V-neck shirt, eye makeup and lip gloss that highlighted a slight smile. Her long blond hair was draped over one shoulder. After checking in, Hilton was given her first meal: cereal, bread and juice.

The "Simple Life" star was in the "special needs" unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton's cell has two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window.

Like other inmates in that unit, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. No cell phones or BlackBerrys are permitted in the facility, even for visitors.

Although the accommodations are sparse for Hilton, it's a step up from the general population.

Teresa Jones, 50, of Lancaster, called the jail "so filthy it's worse than skid row." At check in, jailers hand out a pamphlet on infections, which are common, she said.

"That place is hell; it's awful. Life is easy compared to this," Jones said.

The jail, a two-story concrete building next to train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. It's in an industrial area about 12 miles southeast of downtown.

When Hilton was sentenced May 4, the judge ruled she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

Despite believing she received an unfair punishment, Hilton was taking responsibility by serving her time, her attorney said.

"She knows it's wrong, but her attitude is, 'I'm going to come in here, I'm going to do my time, I'm going to get it over with and I'm going to show the world who I really am,'" Hutton said.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months of probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.

UPDATE

Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet. She had spent five days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, it played a part in this," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days behind bars, but had been expected to serve 23 days because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.

Whitmore said that under the new agreement, Hilton would be confined to her home for 40 days.

"Because she has agreed to this through her attorney, her sentence is now back up to the 45 days. She has served already five days so that's 40 days," he explained.

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Britney Spears Reaches Rock Bottom

2007-06-01T10:56:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears had what certainly sounds like a disgusting evening this week. The only one of the 'Brit Pack' not to be arrested hit what could be described as rock bottom at the Sky Bar on Sunday. Britney Spears was found "vomiting uncontrollably" in the men's toilets of a bar on Sunday night, reports claim. And it sounds as if she had trouble with the porcelain god. According to Jeanette Walls, she missed.

After a full evening of drinking, Spears had to be carried out when she was discovered slumped over a toilet, puking. But she got it all over her in what sounds like disgusting proportions.

MSNBC reports: The "Toxic" singer was reportedly spotted being carried out of a men’s room where she had been sick, her makeup smeared and wig askew, according to the London Sun. Spears had been spending time with some friends at the Sky Bar in L.A.’s Mondrian Hotel.

“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home,” a source told the paper. “There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. ... It was really sad. Everyone thinks she’s getting back on track after her comeback shows but that’s clearly not the case. I think she needs proper help.”

Spears was overheard telling hotel staff, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”

Paris Hilton Getting More Special Treatment

2007-05-23T11:52:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton will be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates, a report claims. The hotel heiress will be provided with the first alert like panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.

After receiving threats from prospective fellow inmates on her MySpace page, the 26-year-old heiress has made it known she is frightened of her upcoming jail stint. But the Simple Life' star will be kept in the prison's 'special needs' unit, which is reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates.

According to earlier reports her good behavior has already paid off. Her sentence has already been cut from 45 to 23 days and there are many predicting that she may not even serve that due to overcrowding.

Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore noted that several factors resulted in the jail sentence cut, including showing up on time for her latest court date. Hilton will report to the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, California on June 5. She is said to also be considering keeping a diary for publication of her time in lock up.

John Mayer Rips American Idol Carrie Underwood

2007-05-23T11:45:00.000-05:00

What did American Idol Carrie Underwood ever do to on again off again Jessica Simpson sweetie John Mayer? Mayer, a guitar whiz kid may not want to quit his day job. The soulful singer broke into some kind of sappy sounding whining stand up routine where he rips on American idol winner Carrie. During the performance, at New York City's Comedy Cellar, he pokes fun at single life, his own music – and sings a raunchy ballad as part of a joke about Carrie Underwood's hit "Before He Cheats."

Of Carrie Underwood's song, he says: "It's basically a woman, for 4½ minutes, just abusing the s--- out of a guy." In a falsetto, he sings the lyrics about a woman keying her boyfriend's car with the chorus, "Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats." Jokes Mayer: "Maybe he's not cheating. Maybe he kind of broke up with you and you're not hearing it."

Maybe the same could be said about Jessica. Mayer is constantly referred to as deep but comes across as shallow here in a sophomoric attempt at humor. Mayer also laments that as a male songwriter he can't get as aggressive in songs as female singers can – then makes up a raunchy ditty about sex and how the girl after the physical abuse 'will think next time before she speaks.

Drop the comedy mic and pick up a guitar man.

American Idol Finale Airs Tonight

2007-05-23T11:39:00.000-05:00

American Idol has been criticized for a weak line up of performers and last night's performance had one stellar stage show by Jordin Sparks and one very weak finals effort by Blake Lewis. Now it's costing in the ratings as ABC's finale of Dancing with the Stars defeated American Idol. Matt Drudge reports online:

Fox and wunderkind Simon Fuller hit with a historic TV upset Tuesday night -- after ABC's Dancing with the Stars competition pulled in higher ratings than American Idol According to early numbers Dancing scored a 16.5 rating/25 share to Idol's 16.3/25, in what network insiders are calling a 'photo-finish'.

Continuing: "Our results show is tonight," explains an confident Fox executive, "we'll see who is left standing on the stage." The upset comes as the nation's top-rated show experienced viewership erosion late in the season, at one point, falling more than 15% from a year ago.

Dancing easily topped the night in the nation's top cities, pulling a 32 share peak in Chicago and 33 peak in Philly. American Idol should have seen this coming, it was a very weak season with little talent.

I'm other news American Idol finalist Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis are ready to hear Americas decision. Both Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis are attractive, talented and have millions of adoring fans. That's where their similarities end.

The two telegenic singers -- The Beauty and The Beatboxer, respectively -- will try to out-sing, out-groove and out-charm one another in this week's fairy-tale finale. Who's gonna win? It's a tough call. Though many argue that Sparks is the clear frontrunner, Lewis is full of surprises.

Indeed, the pressure of performing live on the top-rated competition -- and standing out amid the Sanjaya phenomenon -- was no easy task. Everyone's a winner, right?

Beyonce is a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

2007-05-21T21:51:00.000-05:00

Beyonce is apparently in talks to play Maggie the Cat in a new Broadway revival of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." The revival was originally supposed to begin performances later this year, but it's been pushed back to accommodate her schedule. The all African-American production will be directed by Debbie Allen. Oh shit, loved her ass in "A Different World."

In addition to Beyonce, Danny Glover is in talks to play Big Daddy, Phylicia Rashad is in talks to play Big Momma and LL Cool J is pretty much set as Brick.

Broadway star Audra McDonald had agreed to play Maggie, but apprently producers wanted a bigger name. Audra said, "I think Beyoncé's an incredibly beautiful, talented singer. But the stage is a very difficult beast . . . a lot of people don't understand how difficult it is not just to do it right once, but do it right eight times a week and keep it up."

Elizabeth Taylor was nominated for her an Oscar for the film version of the Tennessee Williams play.

Can you imagine this shit?! I would be front and center, because you know this is going to be some campy shit. Beyonce as Maggie the cat?!!! Death to the theater!

Dannielynn Birkhead Has a Blog

2007-05-20T00:24:00.001-05:00

Dannielynn Birkhead has begun blogging before the age of one (1). Just kidding but she does have a valid web address now. A blog, set up by the folks at Jimmy Showbiz will track the life of Dannielynn Hope Birkhead. All updates and news that reference the Anna Nicole Smith estate and any other news from the Birkhead Family will be posted here along with photos and a whole lot more. Visit Dannielynn Birkhead on the web today: www.dannie-lynnbirkhead.com

Jenna Jameson Backs Hillary Clinton

2007-05-18T11:52:00.000-05:00

Jenna Jameson is backing Hillary Clinton and the adult film star and producer is counting on a win to boost pornography. She notes that Bill Clinton was an absolutely gold mine for the industry and when he was in the Oval Office having his fun with Monica Lewinsky, the numbers went through the roof. The author of the New York Times bestseller "How To Make Love Like a Porn Star," talked about Hillary Clinton in an interview with PR.com and had nothing but love for Hillary.

"Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point.

It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide...I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now."

So We get rid of Bush and put Hillary in office we get another bush in his place. I love all this talk about porn and bush. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I just hope we don't have to see any more new porn with Jenna Jameson. I mean look at her.

Jessica Shows Cans in Cannes

2007-05-18T11:48:00.000-05:00

Jessica Simpson certainly has not been shy of late with her eye-popping boobs. She has brought out the girls and some are speculating if she has had an breast enhancement - very unlikely - and others will soon begin to speculate on if Jessica is pregnant from John Mayer. But for now she is just being Jessica and she has the cans out in Cannes.

Solange to be Beyonce Knowles's Manager

2007-05-11T08:29:00.000-05:00

According to reports, Beyonce's younger sister, Solange, is to take over as her manager once their father, Matthew Knowles, steps down in five years. The singer/songwriter has revealed that she is the heiress to her dad's Music World empire - which also includes a music label. She has been quoted as saying "In five years I'll be answering those calls. I'll be the president and CEO."

I can imagine most of you are thinking 'what the hell has Solange ever done?'...me too. I personally don't think Beyonce will be around in five years, if she keeps pissing people off like she has been. My advise to Solange: "Don't quit your day job girl."

Paris Hilton Getting Threats From Inmates

2007-05-11T08:03:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton has admitted that she is terrified of going to jail. But in all likelihood, that's just where she's headed. The dog-toting socialite has been sentenced to 45-days in the Los Angeles county lock up and reports are coming in that her fellow inmates are already threatening the heiress on her blog. She will be locked up with at California’s all-female Century Regional Detention Facility have started to let her know that she’ll not be a welcome, reports claim.

A source close to Paris told magazine, ‘Life & Style’, that the socialite started receiving death threats on her My Space page, the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license.

The insider said: “These maniacs have been writing: ‘We’re going to get you,’ and ‘I’m going to kill you.’ It’s horrifying" One person wrote that she’s going to steal Paris’ shoes when she gets to jail - and if Paris argues, she’ll be beaten to a pulp.”

In an exclusive interview with the American magazine, Paris Hilton admitted: “I’m very scared right now.” Hilton is now appealing her sentence. There are also reports that she will be separated for her own protection.

I'd actually feel sorry for her if I didn't know what a horrible human being she is. Don't be fooled, this is the same spoiled racist bitch she's always been. Watching her cry is almost arousing. God forbid they ever get a video of her being eaten by hyenas, because I don't think the world is ready for the raging boner it'd give me.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Coke Whore

2007-05-10T11:54:00.000-05:00

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law." Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. "She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda."

But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own.

And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from rehab. She checked out after a month and was back doing drugs at a Hollywood party within a week.

But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider. "She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. "She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

She said: "Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

"In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.